1. Greetings Warlord!

    Nice to meet you, my name is Eolande, commander of the Maiden's Faeries. Let me give you a warm welcome to the forum, a peaceful land where you can meet some other Warlords like you.
    Have we ever met on Aternum? I think I don't remember your name... you can click here to register a forum account so I will never forget it!

    See you around!

Love, Warlords-style

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by BlueRuby, Apr 3, 2019.

  1. BlueRuby

    BlueRuby Active Member

    Nov 24, 2017
    Last night, I was out for a nice dinner with my wife, chatting away when, as we gazed longingly over the candle on the table, this came to me:

    Gillie, Captain of the Guard,
    Challenged Grubek, “come on then you tub o’ lard,
    Come over here, come cop a feel,
    Of my sword, made of steel,
    Yeah, I win! Now, where’s my shard?”

    Of course, I shared it with her, wooing her, and now she’s mine forever.

    Any other Warlords-related poems, jokes or stories come to anyone they’d like to share?...that I can then pinch, pass off as my own, and help remind my wife how lucky she is?
    Last edited: Apr 15, 2019 at 1:52 PM
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  2. Supercool6

    Supercool6 Member

    Dec 12, 2018
    Haha...this is awesome! Nice work Blue :)
  3. Chiri

    Chiri Community Manager Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2017
    This is really cool! I wouldn't be able to come up with something like this that easily (actually I am really bad at making poems, songs, etc...)
  4. BlueRuby

    BlueRuby Active Member

    Nov 24, 2017
    Heh...thinking how this might continue, (obviously) off the top of my head...

    Cried Grubek, 'Wait, that wasn't fair
    Your kit's so shiny, but you don't wear
    Leather straps, so tight, so rough
    And underpants, not quite enough
    We'll go again? At my lair?'
    Last edited: Apr 15, 2019 at 1:50 PM